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28 September 2010

27/9 12th driving lesson

Hmm.. it was raining today... So I spent a few minutes practicing my parking and spent the rest of the time driving around again.. hmm... my friend hasn't enter circuit yet.. so I guess I will not enter circuit that soon too. :(

Let's see erm... I played my psp for like 6 hours today and I keep losing to Vanitas at the last part where my powers became darkness. I kept trying and phew... luckily, I manage to defeat him after so many tries. He's really tough. Tougher than Master Xehanort.
Anyway, I am playing Aqua's story right now and that's the last story. haha..

Oh erm.. I have got a joke to share.
A fat guy was looking at the newspaper and he saw a slimming agency advertising that they can help people to slim down and it's guaranteed. If it doesn't work, the money will be refunded. So this guy decided to try it. He called the agency and said 'Hi, I want to order your package of losing 5kg in 5 days'.
After paying the bill via credit card, he went to sleep.
The next day, his doorbell rang and he opened the door. It was a sexy lady wearing nothing but just a pair of Adidas running shoes. On her neck, there is a sign which says 'If you can catch me, I am yours'.
Without a second thought, this fat guy chased after her.
After several minutes, he couldn't chase her anymore and he decided to give up. This happened for the next 5 days and he realised that it's true that he lost 5 kg.

He called the slimming agency again to order another package. He said 'Hi, I would like to order your package of losing 10kg in 5 days'.
 The next day, his doorbell rang and it's a sexy and cute girl wearing nothing but a pair of nike running shoes. On her neck, there is a sign saying 'If you can catch me, I am yours'.
The same thing happened... he didn't hesitate and he ran off chasing that girl. After several hours, he gave up.
The same thing happened for the next 5 days and he was so excited that he lost 10kg in 5 days.

He called the slimming agency once again to order it's explicit hardcore package which will cost him to lose 20kg in a day. The customer officer said 'Sir, are you sure you want this intensive supreme package of ours?' The fat guy replied him with a firm yes and he went to sleep.
The next day, he woke up and heard a doorbell. He was so fascinated that he rushed to open the door. To his horror, it was a muscular man wearing a pair of PINK nike running shoes.On his neck, there is a sign saying that 'If I catch you, you are MINE'. This fat guy screamed and ran as fast as he could. He did not stop even though it was torturing. Thus, on that particular day, he lost 20kg.

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